Post by Layla Littlenymph on Apr 4, 2016 12:55:00 GMT -5
Move over Justin Bieber. Your day has come.
In fact, it's time we bid goodbye to all of you mega-millionaire, degenerate, pop stars that have more coverage on scandal sheets and police line ups than you do cd covers. We have a new pop star. A pop star that does not pitch drunken tantrums, create public havoc, and make a general butt of themselves. In fact, they do not even feel a compunction to show their butt in a more tangible sense <cough-Miley-Cyruss-cough>.
As if that's not cause enough to dump you blights on society, the simple truth of the matter is that they outsell you. In this past year alone, Hatsune Miku has generated more music than the top 10 pop stars have produced in the past 10 years combined, 10 times over. She does not drink. She does not smoke (legal or otherwise). She does not do any drugs at all. She has never had a sex scandal. Never been arrested. Never been sued.
Best of all (from my own personal standard) I never have to hear her spout her loony social and political philosophy to any news camera that feels their uninformed opinion actually matters, for no other reason than they are a celebrity. That alone is reason to cut ties with you guys.
Yep, No doubt about it. Hatsune Miku is way more talented than all of you guys put together, and a far better role model for today's youth. I would snap all my Bieber cd's in half right now if I actually had any. Half of you guys have vowed to move out of America if the elections don't go your way. Why wait? Pack the bags. I'll even give you a lift to the airport so you won't get pulled for reckless endangerment before you have a chance to board the plane.
Just move along guys. There is a new waifu in town. Your days are numbered.
In fact, it's time we bid goodbye to all of you mega-millionaire, degenerate, pop stars that have more coverage on scandal sheets and police line ups than you do cd covers. We have a new pop star. A pop star that does not pitch drunken tantrums, create public havoc, and make a general butt of themselves. In fact, they do not even feel a compunction to show their butt in a more tangible sense <cough-Miley-Cyruss-cough>.
As if that's not cause enough to dump you blights on society, the simple truth of the matter is that they outsell you. In this past year alone, Hatsune Miku has generated more music than the top 10 pop stars have produced in the past 10 years combined, 10 times over. She does not drink. She does not smoke (legal or otherwise). She does not do any drugs at all. She has never had a sex scandal. Never been arrested. Never been sued.
Best of all (from my own personal standard) I never have to hear her spout her loony social and political philosophy to any news camera that feels their uninformed opinion actually matters, for no other reason than they are a celebrity. That alone is reason to cut ties with you guys.
Yep, No doubt about it. Hatsune Miku is way more talented than all of you guys put together, and a far better role model for today's youth. I would snap all my Bieber cd's in half right now if I actually had any. Half of you guys have vowed to move out of America if the elections don't go your way. Why wait? Pack the bags. I'll even give you a lift to the airport so you won't get pulled for reckless endangerment before you have a chance to board the plane.
Just move along guys. There is a new waifu in town. Your days are numbered.
Chris Plante asks the question "Is a virtual pop star better than a human pop star?" Pitting Hatsune Miku against Justin Bieber, Plante explores what a virtual pop star means for the future of pop music and how fans engage with their idols.